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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files - The Shovel

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Australia-China Relations at All Time High After Albo Introduces Xi to Chiko Roll, “The Spring Roll of the South” - The Shovel

Australia-China Relations at All Time High After A...

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New Washing Machine Can Be Controlled via WiFi, Or You Know, Just Pushing the Fucking Button - The Shovel

New Washing Machine Can Be Controlled via WiFi, Or...

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Renaissance Fair Attendee Lives Middle Ages Experience of Waiting 3 Hours at Food Truck - The Shovel

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Mickey Mouse Forcibly Deported in Latest Disney on ICE Show - The Shovel

Mickey Mouse Forcibly Deported in Latest Disney on...

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Hacker Finally Makes Contact With Qantas After Being on Hold for 72 Hours - The Shovel

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Remorseful Erin Patterson Offers To Cook Judge Lunch - The Shovel

Remorseful Erin Patterson Offers To Cook Judge Lun...

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Clive Palmer Buys AEC Rights to ‘America Party’ for Next Australian Election - The Shovel

Clive Palmer Buys AEC Rights to ‘America Party’ fo...

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Musk’s New America Party To Run Five Years Late and Explode Upon Launch - The Shovel

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Wiggles To Headline Glastonbury ’26 After BBC Introduces “No High Risk” Acts Policy - The Shovel

Wiggles To Headline Glastonbury ’26 After BBC Intr...

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Qantas Introduces New ‘Keep Your Personal Data Private’ Fee - The Shovel

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Australia Rejects Kanye’s Visa Given Excess of Locally-Sourced Bigots - The Shovel

Australia Rejects Kanye’s Visa Given Excess of Loc...

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More Media Coverage About Gaza Protest Than Gaza Genocide - The Shovel

More Media Coverage About Gaza Protest Than Gaza G...

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Trump Calls for Strikes on Australia After Hearing It Is Developing a Weather Bomb - The Shovel

Trump Calls for Strikes on Australia After Hearing...

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NZ Ups Defence Spending to 5% of GDP With Purchase of Two New Hiluxes - The Shovel

NZ Ups Defence Spending to 5% of GDP With Purchase...

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Albanese Demands US Tariff on Australia “Should Be Zero, Unless Trump Says No” - The Shovel

Albanese Demands US Tariff on Australia “Should Be...

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Glastonbury Attendee Prefers Studio Version of “Death to the IDF” Chant - The Shovel

Glastonbury Attendee Prefers Studio Version of “De...

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MPs Should Be Chosen on Merit, Not Quotas, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know How To Post on Social Media - The Shovel

MPs Should Be Chosen on Merit, Not Quotas, Says Ma...

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Bezos Replaces Wedding Guests With Robots, in Last-Minute Cost-Saving Measure - The Shovel

Bezos Replaces Wedding Guests With Robots, in Last...

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Sussan Ley Says Liberal Party Will Represent “Modern Australia,” in Fax Sent to Wireless Broadcasters - The Shovel

Sussan Ley Says Liberal Party Will Represent “Mode...

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Guests at Bezos Wedding Asked To Wrap Gifts in Ridiculously Over-Sized Boxes - The Shovel

Guests at Bezos Wedding Asked To Wrap Gifts in Rid...

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Man Horrified at Devastating Impact War With Iran Could Have on Vulnerable Stock Portfolios - The Shovel

Man Horrified at Devastating Impact War With Iran ...

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Guests at Bezos Wedding Allocated 2 Minutes for Bathroom Breaks - The Shovel

Guests at Bezos Wedding Allocated 2 Minutes for Ba...

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Israel Celebrates Ceasefire by Launching Missiles Into Seventeen New Countries - The Shovel

Israel Celebrates Ceasefire by Launching Missiles ...

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UN Scolds US: “You Can’t Have Another War Until You Finish the Wars on Your Plate First” - The Shovel

UN Scolds US: “You Can’t Have Another War Until Yo...

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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs - The Shovel

Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs - The Shove...

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Really? We’re Fucking Doing This Again? - The Shovel

Really? We’re Fucking Doing This Again? - The Shov...

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Big-Talking Tough Guy in Playground Says He’s Going To Punch You in the Face. In Two Weeks - The Shovel

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