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An attendee at a local Renaissance fair has achieved their lifelong dream of experiencing what it was like to be a Middle Ages peasant waiting for a food truck.
“There’s something so medieval about being surrounded by hundreds of other like-minded individuals wearing outfits from Temu and waiting three hours for a cold chicken sandwich,” said the part-time accountant and half-elf.
Hosted at a showground that operates as a greyhound racing track most other weeks, the historically themed fair opens once a year, giving everyone enough time to forget how much of their day is spent waiting in lines on food that costs less at Disneyland.
“I hear there’s a recreation of the Battle of Hastings happening soon! And traditional music being played on era-appropriate instruments in the arvo!” said the excited attendee, holding a ticket with the number 726.
“Of course I won’t get to see any of that, because my girlfriend just decided she wants a HSP.”
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