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Amy Currul
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Was that a date, or just a friendly hang? Should you delete Hinge, or is he just casually giving it to you raw three nights a week? Are you guys dating, or is he just using you for your air conditioning? These are all tough questions, but that last one we have experienced for ourselves a number of times this summer, and as such are qualified to answer. Take our quiz below to find out, once and for all.
You go to dinner and drinks, both of which happen to be in your trendy neighborhood in Brooklyn, and so after 3 margaritas and 2 subway lines down, you mutually decide to spend the night at your place.
If you went with โyouโre datingโ, congratulations! It might be dating out of convenience, but hey, isnโt that how all Millennial love stories start?
Itโs day two of a brutal heat wave, with temperatures in the 90s and no end in sight. He proposes a night in at your place, complete with AC, โDie Hard With A Vengeanceโ (the sweatiest of all the Die Hard movies), and hand stuff. Normally, heโs going down on you like youโre a turkey dinner and itโs Thanksgiving day, so the proposition for just hand stuff isnโt sitting right with you.
Look, itโs weird to front-load what sex acts youโll be performing on each other, but be honest: do YOU want to go down on his swamp dick right now? No? I didnโt think so. Take the win and donโt think about it too much.
You havenโt seen each other since DHWAV, and now weeks later, amidst a different heat wave, heโs asking if he can crash at your place tonight because his โroommate has a friend in townโ and โyour place is so much cooler/better anyways
โ.
Iโd be less concerned with whether or not youโre dating and more concerned whether he actually has an apartment or if heโs living with his parents/secretly has a girlfriend/is a drifter. But specifically mentioning the air conditioning when itโs mid-August and starting to cool down? Not a great sign.
He wakes up in your bed and mentions how much more comfortable it is than waking up in his bed. He grabs a blanket, feigning being cold because your AC is so strong โ almost as strong as he is. When you mention the heat wave breaking, he reacts by pulling out his calendar and saying how โbusyโ heโs going to be and how much work stuff he has coming up.
Yeah, heโs definitely using you for your air conditioning. If the dicks good, why do you care, though? Just ride that thang until late September, then start looking for a guy whoโs going to be around long enough to uninstall your AC and then re-install it next Memorial Day weekend.
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You go to dinner and drinks, both of which happen to be in your trendy neighborhood in Brooklyn, and so after 3 margaritas and 2 subway lines down, you mutually decide to spend the night at your place.
If you went with โyouโre datingโ, congratulations! It might be dating out of convenience, but hey, isnโt that how all Millennial love stories start?
Itโs day two of a brutal heat wave, with temperatures in the 90s and no end in sight. He proposes a night in at your place, complete with AC, โDie Hard With A Vengeanceโ (the sweatiest of all the Die Hard movies), and hand stuff. Normally, heโs going down on you like youโre a turkey dinner and itโs Thanksgiving day, so the proposition for just hand stuff isnโt sitting right with you.
Look, itโs weird to front-load what sex acts youโll be performing on each other, but be honest: do YOU want to go down on his swamp dick right now? No? I didnโt think so. Take the win and donโt think about it too much.
You havenโt seen each other since DHWAV, and now weeks later, amidst a different heat wave, heโs asking if he can crash at your place tonight because his โroommate has a friend in townโ and โyour place is so much cooler/better anyways
โ.Iโd be less concerned with whether or not youโre dating and more concerned whether he actually has an apartment or if heโs living with his parents/secretly has a girlfriend/is a drifter. But specifically mentioning the air conditioning when itโs mid-August and starting to cool down? Not a great sign.
He wakes up in your bed and mentions how much more comfortable it is than waking up in his bed. He grabs a blanket, feigning being cold because your AC is so strong โ almost as strong as he is. When you mention the heat wave breaking, he reacts by pulling out his calendar and saying how โbusyโ heโs going to be and how much work stuff he has coming up.
Yeah, heโs definitely using you for your air conditioning. If the dicks good, why do you care, though? Just ride that thang until late September, then start looking for a guy whoโs going to be around long enough to uninstall your AC and then re-install it next Memorial Day weekend.
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