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 | It was the middle of the night and my mom used one of the apps, oober or doordache or whatever because the toilet was messed up. She asked for a toilet plunger. The driver brought… whatever the hell this thing is! Lmao She texts me like “Wtf is this?! My toilet is gurgling like there’s a fucking monster in it, and this dipshit brought me some kind of toilet gun! It’s a toilet gun! I’m pretty sure I don’t shoot it into the toilet…” and then sent me some pictures. I thought it was hilarious so I helped her fix the toilet and took this thing because I thought it was hilarious. My mom is fighting the Eldritch Taco Bell entity from the literal bowels of the earth and some stoned moron brings her a skibidi toilet nerf gun at 2am. The toilet is raging like a poo volcano and she’s swearing about how much of a doofus the driver was. She had a very eventful night. She’s locked in warfare against the first wave of sewage demons and then absolute brain rot finds its way into the physical realm! It’s like my mom was battling Nurgle solo with no backup… stuck going hand to hand against physical putrescence and mental decay all at the same time! She’s a brave warrior! (P.S. Sorry about the pictures. The framing and angles are weird because the packaging is the most shiny and glossy crap I’ve ever seen! The glare was insane. I couldn’t get it to take a picture without the weird angles. Edit: I can only upload one, but the back of the package is funny too… it’s so stupid. I don’t know what skibidi actually is but there’s a toilet guy with plungers on his face?! Idk..) P.S.Also, yeah my mom was sleepy and delirious and actually considered for a moment that it was one of those “toilet guns” that you blast down the toilet. She said she considered it for like two seconds. Hahaha That makes it even funnier, imagining calling a plumber and there’s a bunch of Skibidi nerf darts mixed into the sewage… “Uhh.. what happened here?” “I was fighting for my life, okay!? I didn’t have enough firepower to take down this monster. I needed a real demon slayer to finish the fight!” and my mom is a weeb/nerd so I know she would totally make a joke like that. Haha submitted by /u/danteelite [link] [comments] |
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