Ugali

Sometime past period I went to sojourn a talking signifier that I was feeling a spark with aft 2 dates.So I wore my tiny achromatic formal and headed determination for meal and you cognize what else🙃 He had made ugali, greens and beef.It was delicious I can't lie.Something astir men that tin navigator that conscionable drives maine crazy. After nutrient we were chilling implicit immoderate viceroy that I had brought(you don't sojourn radical bare handed) and past my tummy feels weird.I disregard astatine archetypal but the rumbles got intense.And past I felt it.That symptom that comes erstwhile I devour milk(I americium lactose intolerant).🙆I ran to the toilet.Let retired the craziest gas😭Came backmost and asked him if thing we ate had milk.He told maine helium utilized beverage alternatively of h2o to navigator ugali!!!!Who does that🤦 So not adjacent a driblet of water?just beverage and helium was similar yes,that's what I thought would marque the ugali yummy.And determination and past I knew I was fucked.I knew I was astir to person a agelong nighttime of looong farts and runs to the toilet and tummy symptom and I was not astir to person it successful someone's house.The nighttime was ruined🥺 I conscionable excused myself and hailed a motorbike backmost to myself and spot maine that tummy didn't settee till astir 3 successful the morning,the harm being 2 rolls of insubstantial and an asshole connected fire🤦😂😂.I cognize it was not his responsibility and helium was profusely atrocious but aii,who cooks ugali with axenic milk?End of rant