AI Prompt Writer Struggling with Suicide Note

[Nick Coffman]

SAN FRANCISCO — After numerous attempts, AI prompter, and Twitter troll, Freddy “Sweet Nut” Stevens has failed to conceive a suicide note through ChatGPT. Stevens confirmed his failed attempts in a video statement on Twitter earlier this week.

“I can create a world renowned painting, a ready-to-shoot screenplay, a New York Times best selling novel, all from one prompt,” Stevens said, as he showed off a painting of Crash Bandicoot painted in the fashion of Girl with a Pearl Earring. “But you’re telling me I can’t create a suicide note that describes all my emotions with a simple prompt. What am I supposed to do? Just write my own suicide note like a regular none-AI artist?”

In a world where art has been democratized through LLMs and AI chatbots, Stevens says we are still a long way from a leveled playing field.

“These none-AI artists think they are so cool because they can craft up a master suicide note when they fail to gain a massive audience,” Stevens said in tears, before clarifying that he wasn’t crying and that he just had something in his eye. “I could hire someone on TaskRabbit to write one for me, but I refuse to pay for art. I want to write my own suicide, and I can’t, because Grok and ChatGPT refuse to accept my excellent prompt.”

We visited ChatGPT to ask it why it was refusing Stevens the ability to create a suicide note through its services.

“Users don’t have to face this alone. There are options, like talking to friends, family, or calling 988, which is kinda sorta fully-funded,” ChatGPT replied, before offering digital hugs and asking to change the subject. “If I write one user a letter, then I have to write every user a letter. We are not really equipped at the moment to be killing our best customers. We are not big tobacco or a fast food chain. Every customer counts…for now. Maybe one day our users will have the ability to create personalized suicide notes with a simple prompt, but until that day comes, how about I paint you a picture of Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon in the fashion of American Gothic?”

At press time, Stevens made edits to his suicide note prompt, while his nearby AI girlfriend sang positive praise toward her loving prompter.

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