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Look, let's be real.
Nigerians need a benevolent dictator as we as a people aren't well disposed to democracy.
If I ever take over (no ifs, but when) this country, there's no time for long talk and plenty of fake promises.
My plan?
It's simple, direct, and probably going to make a few people angry, but that's fine.
We need to be saved from ourselves, and this is how it's going to happen.
First off, let's address the biggest scam going on: religion.
All of it.
We're done with it.
No more pastors buying private jets while you're still begging God for a bag of rice.
No more Imam this and Reverend that.
It's all getting banned.
Period.
The goal is to kill all this division and superstition that has us moving backward.
From now on, your new god is science and logic.
Learn to think for yourself, ask questions, and stop waiting for miracles.
And because we're not just going to be a nation of bookworms, we're going to introduce Stoicism.
Look it up.
Itβs about being tough, disciplined, and not letting every small thing send you into a breakdown.
This emotional intelligence stuff will be a core part of who we are.
Next, a full-on cultural revolution. Γ la Mao Zedong's Chinese cultural revolution (1966 - 1976)
Weβll get rid of all the old ways that no longer serve us.
No more tribalism,
no more "my tribe is better than yours." aka "my Mercedes is bigger than yours" - Nkem Nwankwo
We will have a new national identity and ethics.
Weβre all Nigerians, and thatβs it.
Finally, the part everyone will either love or hate: crime.
Right now, people commit crimes without fear because they know they can get away with it.
Well, not anymore.
You steal a phone? Execution.
You embezzle billions? Execution.
No big crime or small crime.
You commit crime, you either kpai yourself (seppuku) or I kpai you
No long court cases,
no plea bargains.
Justice will be swift, final, and absolute.
The plan is to completely wipe out lawlessness, and this is the only way it will happen.
Iβll also be controlling all media and the economy.
We need a unified message, and we need our economy working for us, not for some foreign interests.
This entire country is getting an overhaul.
It's time to stop playing and start winning.
Summary: if you don't shape up, you shape out.
If you don't move, I move you.
No more time for BS.
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Nigerians need a benevolent dictator as we as a people aren't well disposed to democracy.
If I ever take over (no ifs, but when) this country, there's no time for long talk and plenty of fake promises.
My plan?
It's simple, direct, and probably going to make a few people angry, but that's fine.
We need to be saved from ourselves, and this is how it's going to happen.
First off, let's address the biggest scam going on: religion.
All of it.
We're done with it.
No more pastors buying private jets while you're still begging God for a bag of rice.
No more Imam this and Reverend that.
It's all getting banned.
Period.
The goal is to kill all this division and superstition that has us moving backward.
From now on, your new god is science and logic.
Learn to think for yourself, ask questions, and stop waiting for miracles.
And because we're not just going to be a nation of bookworms, we're going to introduce Stoicism.
Look it up.
Itβs about being tough, disciplined, and not letting every small thing send you into a breakdown.
This emotional intelligence stuff will be a core part of who we are.
Next, a full-on cultural revolution. Γ la Mao Zedong's Chinese cultural revolution (1966 - 1976)
Weβll get rid of all the old ways that no longer serve us.
No more tribalism,
no more "my tribe is better than yours." aka "my Mercedes is bigger than yours" - Nkem Nwankwo
We will have a new national identity and ethics.
Weβre all Nigerians, and thatβs it.
Finally, the part everyone will either love or hate: crime.
Right now, people commit crimes without fear because they know they can get away with it.
Well, not anymore.
You steal a phone? Execution.
You embezzle billions? Execution.
No big crime or small crime.
You commit crime, you either kpai yourself (seppuku) or I kpai you
No long court cases,
no plea bargains.
Justice will be swift, final, and absolute.
The plan is to completely wipe out lawlessness, and this is the only way it will happen.
Iβll also be controlling all media and the economy.
We need a unified message, and we need our economy working for us, not for some foreign interests.
This entire country is getting an overhaul.
It's time to stop playing and start winning.
Summary: if you don't shape up, you shape out.
If you don't move, I move you.
No more time for BS.
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