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===Music video===

===Music video===

In the accompanying video, [[Peter Kay]] mimed the song accompanied by various celebrities including [[Brian May]], [[Roger Taylor (Queen drummer)|Roger Taylor]], [[Shakin' Stevens]], [[Shaun Ryder]], [[Bez (dancer)|Bez]], [[Paddy McGuinness]], [[Michael Parkinson]], [[Heather Mills]], [[Danny Baker]], [[Ronnie Corbett]], [[Mr Blobby]], [[Jim Bowen]], [[Jimmy Savile]], look-alikes of [[Mahatma Gandhi]] and [[Cliff Richard]] (the same lookalike appears in the ''[[Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights|Phoenix Nights]]'' spin-off ''[[Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere]]''), [[William Roache]], [[Anne Kirkbride]], [[Sally Lindsay]], [[Bernie Clifton]], [[Keith Harris (ventriloquist)|Keith Harris]] and [[Orville the Duck]], [[Sooty]], [[Sweep (puppet)|Sweep]], [[Geoffrey Hayes]] and [[Bungle (Rainbow)|Bungle]] as well as [[Tony Christie]] himself.

In the accompanying video, [[Peter Kay]] mimed the song accompanied by various celebrities including [[Brian May]], [[Roger Taylor (Queen drummer)|Roger Taylor]], [[Shakin' Stevens]], [[Shaun Ryder]], [[Bez (dancer)|Bez]], [[Paddy McGuinness]], [[Michael Parkinson]], [[Heather Mills]], [[Danny Baker]], [[Ronnie Corbett]], [[Mr Blobby]], [[Jim Bowen]], [[Jimmy Savile]], look-alikes of [[Mahatma Gandhi]] and [[Cliff Richard]] (the same lookalike appears in the ''[[Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights|Phoenix Nights]]'' spin-off ''[[Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere]]''), [[William Roache]], [[Anne Kirkbride]], [[Sally Lindsay]], [[Bernie Clifton]], [[Keith Harris (ventriloquist)|Keith Harris]] and [[Orville the Duck]], [[Sooty]], [[Sweep (puppet)|Sweep]], [[Geoffrey Hayes]] and [[Bungle (Rainbow)|Bungle]] as well as [[Tony Christie]] himself. The video is notable for featuring more British celebrities who have been accused of sex crimes than it does British celebrities who are people of colour.

In the first few cameos, Max and Paddy from ''Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights'' and its spin-off appear together, arguing and eventually fighting in the [[Granada Studios]]' corridor. This is one of many appearances of characters from Kay's TV series, including Paddy's tennis-playing cellmate Cliff from ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'', and both a football team for people with dwarfism and Brian Potter from ''Phoenix Nights''. The video consists almost entirely of Kay walking towards the camera flanked by different pairings of the celebrities, in front of increasingly bizarre and unlikely backgrounds.

In the first few cameos, Max and Paddy from ''Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights'' and its spin-off appear together, arguing and eventually fighting in the [[Granada Studios]]' corridor. This is one of many appearances of characters from Kay's TV series, including Paddy's tennis-playing cellmate Cliff from ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'', and both a football team for people with dwarfism and Brian Potter from ''Phoenix Nights''. The video consists almost entirely of Kay walking towards the camera flanked by different pairings of the celebrities, in front of increasingly bizarre and unlikely backgrounds.