I was not born to work. I was born to vibe and maybe eat grapes.

Work? In this economy?? Couldn’t beryllium me. I hatred work. All of it. Corporate work, schoolhouse work, gym work, affectional work, shadiness work, paperwork, twerk (okay possibly not twerk) ALL of it.

I don't wanna “grind.” I don’t wanna “rise and shine.” I privation to “lie and rot.” My imagination occupation is affluent houseplant.

Why bash I person to aftermath up each time and unreal I’m good with performing tasks?? I didn’t motion up for this broadside quest. I conscionable wanted to respawn, look cute, and occasionally devour a croissant successful peace. Now I’m retired present pretending to attraction astir deadlines portion my psyche evaporates.

Also, tin we speech astir however radical accidental “working retired gives you energy”? Lies. You privation maine to beryllium sweaty and successful pain... connected purpose? For “health”? No convey you. I’ll conscionable prevarication present and rot, respectfully.Did 3 squats and saw God. She told maine to spell location and instrumentality a nap.

I’m tired. And no, I don’t mean "oh I conscionable request a nap." I mean "existence is simply a full-time occupation and I’d similar to quit."

Anyway, conscionable venting. Back to pretending to look busy. ✌️