Essendon regrets having Boeing make the Bombers as players fall apart   - The Chaser

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The Melbourne suburb of Essendon have expressed deep regret after having Boeing make their Bombers as the players have been constantly falling apart.

This comes after weekly announcements this season of players becoming seriously injured and unable to play.

“We’re the Bombers because we are strong like jets,” said a representative of the team, “but sadly those jets are being held together with painters tape and craft glue.”

The statement sadly ended there as the representative tore his hamstring while talking and will now be out for the rest of the season.

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