Jackie Gleason is not dead, he just returned home. The Zillow listing got abducted, apparently [Cool]
How many points is it for hitting two cyclists with your SUV? Before you answer, know that this happened at 8:30 on a Sunday morning, the cyclists were children warming up for a race, and our protagonist blew a .252 [Dumbass]
Town that already protects sensitive snowflakes from being triggered by banning something in residential areas now considering requiring it to be hidden from view with 4 rows of trees, but may not adopt proposed 1200-foot buffer zones [Asinine]
